Should You Really Use the Nuclear Option in a No-Cutsies Situation?
Old lady in line at the bank #1: Excuse me, I’m not cutting you, I just need to speak with the teller.
Old lady in line at the bank #2: Well, excuse me, but you are cutting me.
Old lady in line at the bank #1: No, I’m not. The teller told me to come back when I was finished with this form. I’m just doing what I was told to.
Old lady in line at the bank #2: You’re just doing what you were told to? That’s what the Nazis said!

–87th & Madison

Overheard by: Carmela Machiato
via Overheard in New York, Aug 31, 2008

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