This is Sergio Ramos, from Euro Champion Spain:

This is Atreyu from The Neverending Story:

When I watch sporting events, I do play-by-play in my head.  Always.  When I watch soccer, which I generally don’t do, it’s difficult to do commentary, because I don’t know who is who, and it can be hard to tell.  I always know who Sergio Ramos is though, probably because of the stupid bra strap he wears around his head.  And when he gets the ball, i invariably refer to him (in my mental PBP) as Atreyu.

That is all.

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